Wyatt is portrayed as a stereotypical nerd, he likes to collect statuettes of Magic Kitty characters and their books. Furthering this stereotype, he mentions that he still lives with his mom, which the player is not able to meet. Wyatt mentions that not all dragons are guardian dragons, and that is why he is so small.
Wyatt is a chubby yellow dragon that wears dark rimmed glasses.
Once specific relationship levels are reached, Wyatt will send mail to the player which can be collected from the farm's mailbox.
Relationship Level 5
I'm not surprised you keep talking to me. People are naturally attracted to me, just check out my blog sometime. You'll see it gets tons of thumb downs, but they're totally all ironic. Irony is the new non-irony. You wouldn't understand. Maybe I can teach you sometime, buddy. We can compare chakra-types and practice using katanas.
-Wyatt
Dialogue
Introduction
When speaking to Wyatt for the first time in a new game:
What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a mighty dragon before? Okay, maybe I'm not a guardian like the Moon Dragon... but I can still breathe fire! A little.
Player:
My name is [Player]. I didn't mean to stare.
Ehh, it's fine. My name is Wyatt. I can't really get mad at you for looking. I am an impressive dragon, after all!
General Dialogue
General non-conversational dialogue between Wyatt and the player. If there is a seasonal token at the end of the dialogue, it means the player can only see that dialogue during that season.
:"You know, I could totally beat Prince Darius in a fight. He might be strong, but I've spent years studying the art of combat. What? Challenge him to a fight? Erm, gotta go..."
:"I can totally use these wings to fly! Walking is just easier, that's all."
:"Me and Dynus run this town. Well, Dynus does. But I'm totally his right-hand dragon."
:"Ugh, anywhere that Slobert guy walks gets all wet and sticky."
:"Aw man, you got your own apartment? I'm still living with my m... er, forget I said anything."
Conversations
Cycle 1
:
Oh it's you, the outsider. It's pretty neat that you're an outsider, actually. I get a lot of my stuff imported.
Player:
What kind of stuff do you get imported?
:
Have you ever heard of Magic Kitty Princess Paradise: Island of Extreme Dreaming and Daring Adventure? Ah, who am I kidding. Of course you haven't. Anyways, I love collecting statuettes of all the characters. Nowhere around here sells them, though, so I gotta import.
Player:
That... sounds interesting. +2 Points
:
Oh you have no idea! Come by my place sometime, you can read the first four hundred volumes. Of course, there's six hundred more volumes after that. Oh, and don't forget the spin-off series!
Player:
Sounds dumb. -1 Points
:
It isn't dumb!! M.K.P.P.I.E.D.D.A is art! Besides, dragons are natural hoarders. Just look at Dynus!
Player:
Aren't dragons supposed to be a little more... impressive?
:
You think every dragon is like the Moon Dragon, or the Sun Dragon? Those are Guardian Dragons! Maybe I'm not Dynus, but tons of people still flock to pay me tribute.
Player:
How many people give you tribute?
:
Eh, alright, you got me. No one gives me tribute like they do for Dynus. It's not my fault I wasn't born one hundred feet tall!
Player:
I don't think anyone gives you tribute.
:
Eh, alright, you got me. No one gives me tribute like they do for Dynus. It's not my fault I wasn't born one hundred feet tall!
Trivia
His glasses break often, so he always has tape on hand.