| Time | Activity |
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| 06:00 | Appears at the player's Sun Haven Farm. |
| 23:59 | Disappears from the player's Sun Haven Farm. |
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Scuzzy
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Scuzzy is a purple bear that randomly appears on the Player's farm. He seems to be a shady businessman who sells transformation potions and watering cans. The player may use tickets to exchange for potions.
Shop Inventory
| Item | Description | Cost |
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| A brilliant white potion, almost like milk. It smells faintly of tuna and catnip. | 30  |
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| A white and black potion that is perpetually chilly to the touch. It looks like it might taste pretty good. | 30 |
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| A white potion with only the faintest hint of pink. It strangely seems as if it would taste of carrots. | 30 |
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| A sparkling potion that constantly shifts between all the colors of the rainbow. Does it taste like rainbows, too? | 30 |
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| The potion practically shakes within its bottle as if too excitable to be contained. It smells like... puppy breath. | 30 |
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| A rich purple potion. It sounds just like a coin purse if you shake it around. | 100 |
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| A fiery red potion. It's sealed with a dab of wax stamped with Sun Haven's crest. | 100 |
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| A mellow orange potion. It smells like the inside of a well-used forge, but it's kind of nice. | 100 |
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| A smooth grey potion. It smells like popsicle sticks and cotton balls. | 100 |
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| A vibrant purple potion. Something about it seems like it'd be great to water plants with. | 100 |
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| A soft brown potion. Smells like baking bread, with just a hint of stuffed animals. | 100 |
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| A shimmering blue potion. If you swirl it around, the blue fades into a black that reminds you oddly of moonlight. | 100 |
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| 'A blindingly pink potion. Warning: Drinking this potion will result in the uncontrollable urge to say nya.' | 100 |
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| A cool yellow potion. Even for a potion, it seems to glimmer with extra enchantments. | 100 |
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| A bubbly orange potion. If it isn't kept weighted down to the ground, it'll float right away. | 100 |
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| A deep brown potion. If honor had a smell, this potion just might be it. | 100 |
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| A leaf-green potion. It looks a tad viscous, like it might be hard to swallow. Hmph! | 100 |
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| A dark and murky potion, mixed with a ladleful of saltwater. Good luck ever forgetting what THIS potion tastes like! | 100 |
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| A nutty aroma with an ever-so-slight hint of rusty dagger. It probably tastes as odd as it smells. | 100 |
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| A perfectly white potion, topped with a tiny floaty halo. How cute! | 100 |
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| A vibrantly orange potion, striped with streaks of black... It smells like honor. | 100 |
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| A moon-shaped potion that twinkles with the dim shimmer of a lonely forest night. | 100 |
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| Swirly, like ocean water. Bumpy, like sharkskin. Oh well! Bottom's up! | 100 |
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| A potion brined in sea water... It looks like it's VERY sour. | 100 |
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| Holds plenty of water for your thirsty crops. | 800  |
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| Holds plenty of water for your thirsty crops. | 3500 |
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| Holds plenty of water for your thirsty crops. | 99999 |
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| Forged of Sunite, this is no mere watering can... more like a chalice of the very gods themselves! How dramatic! | 999999 |
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| Constructed from solid Glorite, the water inside stays cool no matter how hot the day gets. | 999999 |
Schedule
Scuzzy currently has only one schedule that they follow, regardless if it is sunny or rainy. Scuzzy only shows up every 30 days.
Quests
Scuzzy is not involved in any quests.
Dialogue
Introduction
When speaking to Scuzzy for the first time in a new game:
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Step right up, step right up! No need to push, there's plenty for everyone! | |
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| Player: | Sorry, but who are you? | |
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Eh? Wait, you're the only one in line? I thought there'd be way more customers out this way. Ah well... I'm setting up shop here today, if you don't mind! You don't, do you? Great! I'll be here all day, kid. Have a look around, and if there's something that's too expensive for you- well, I'll come back around here same time, same day, next month and you can buy it then! Only the best from Scuzzy W. Bear.
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General Dialogue
General non-conversational dialogue between Scuzzy and the player. If there is a seasonal token at the end of the dialogue, it means the player can only see that dialogue during that season.
:"Step right up, one and all, to the fabulous collection of Scuzzy W. Bear!"
:"Ugh, I think I stepped in a rain puddle a few miles back. My foot is gonna be wet all day now!"
:"Yeeesh, farmer. You got anywhere to sit around here? My stuffing is killing me!"
:"Oh yeah... I forgot, to establish trust with a mark- er, I mean, new customer, I'm supposed to ask your name! ...Eh, forget it."
:"Hey, hey! Hands off the fur, kid! This stuff is the REAL deal! ...I think?"
Conversations
| Cycle 1 | ||||
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You got any tickets? I don't take those little gold things you call coins. | |||
| Player: | So, what exactly are you? | |||
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Eh? You telling me you've never seen a traveling merchant before? We're all over the place, kid! I usually work a little bit to the north, but the locals over that way got a little... ...Eh, let's say "worn out" with my products. So I'm taking my show on the road! So many new people to introduce my fantastic wares to! | |||
| Player: | Sounds like you got run out of town. -1  Points
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Run outta...?! What!! Have you seen the things I'm selling?! Who would 'run' this out of town, huh? And at such fair prices, too! (...Jeez, this kid doesn't have me figured out already, do they?...) (...Nah! They don't suspect a thing, heheh...) | |||
| Player: | If you say so... +1 Points
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That's the right attitude, kid! And the customer is always right, and you're the customer! Which makes you always right! And you're right!! (...Jeez, this kid doesn't have me figured out already, do they?...) (...Nah! They don't suspect a thing, heheh...) | |||
| Player: | Why not sell your wares at the town square? | |||
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Heheh... ah, say, that's a good question! | |||
| Player: | So... what's the answer? | |||
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Look, the people around here... they aren't exactly 'ready' for wares as great as mine! When I heard there was a farmer in town, though, I knew they'd be the perfect rube, er... ...I mean, uh, the perfect market partner to test out the sell-a-bility of my wares! | |||
| Player: | Spit it out, bear. | |||
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Look, the people around here... they aren't exactly 'ready' for wares as great as mine! When I heard there was a farmer in town, though, I knew they'd be the perfect rube, er... ...I mean, uh, the perfect market partner to test out the sell-a-bility of my wares! | |||
History
- 1.2: Transformation potions for the 1.2 RNPCs available from this vendor.
- 1.3: Transformation potions for the 1.3 RNPCs available from this vendor.