Dances with Slimes
Dances with Slimes is a book found in the Library. This item cannot be put into the player's inventory - the player can interact with it to read it.
Book Information
| Author | Pages | Preceded By | Followed By |
|---|---|---|---|
| Unknown | 4 | n/a | n/a |
Sample
| ❝ Open your hearts to the ooey-gooey-wooey WARMTH of the slimes!! ❞ | |
| — Unknown | |
Content
Slimes are a misunderstood people. Many folks write slimes off as gross, disgusting beings unworthy of respect or compassion. But I have lived among the slimes. I have eaten of their food, slept in their slime homes. I have become one with the slime.
In reality, despite their ill repute, there is no more an industrious nor capable people. One slime can move a boulder - one hundred slimes can move a mountain. That no one has thought to put prejudice aside and befriend the gooey denizens of this noble race is pure lunacy. Imagine the sheer volume of progress that could be made by combining Human ingenuity with the work power of slimes! Come now, are we Humans not fair and just? Are we no better than Demons, an elitist race that would never give a poor slime the time of day?
"A slime ate my neighbor", "A slime demanded I give him all of my shoes", ugh. Such stereotypical and cherrypicked stories that are manufactured to reinforce old prejudices. Look PAST your misconceptions, my friends! Open your hearts to the ooey-gooey-wooey WARMTH of the slimes!! Just to prove my words, I will set out to befriend the biggest, meanest looking slime I can find! When I have shared an extended moment of pure, soul-enriching bonding with the gentle giant, I shall return to Sun Haven and finish writing this very book! I shall return with a host of stories anew of my time among the slime!
<Judging by the fact that the rest of the book is empty, it would seem the author never returned to finish writing...>